Social Media Images - Massage Memes Bundle | Healthinomics

Our bodies are constantly under stress. Whether it’s from work, family, or just everyday life, your body takes a toll. Massages are a great way to relieve that stress and tension, and they have some incredible health benefits too. We’ve created a set of funny massage memes for you to share with your audience on social media. Encourage your following to have a laugh, and remember to de-stress with a massage. This bundle includes several images promoting massage gift certificates as gifts!

Inside The Bundle

The Massage Memes Bundle includes 20 funny pieces of visual content:

Massage Memes Bundle | By Healthinomics

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  1. Raise your fingers if you need a massage
  2. Hey beautiful…How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or massaged?
  3. Still waiting for a massage gift certificate for your birthday?
  4. Now that I’m born, when do I start getting baby massages?
  5. Are you still wondering if a massage therapy gift certificate would make a great Mother’s Day gift? Seriously!
  6. Massage Therapist: Let me know if that’s too much pressure. I don’t want to torture you. That would be an added charge.
  7. Massage Therapist: How did you get this sports injury? Client: Reaching for the remote during half time. 
  8. You’re becoming a pain in the neck…I recommend trigger point therapy
  9. Don’t worry, the hair styling is a complimentary service with every massage
  10. Please grant me coffee to change the things I can and a Massage to accept the things I can’t
  11. I just had a massage… and I feel wonderful!
  12. Experience a new kind of happy hour. No screaming kids, no ringing phone… just you and the massage table.
  13. Let’s dance until our feet hurt. That way we’ll have an excuse to book a massage next week.
  14. Doggy day spa. Ladies!
  15. Client: So, where did you get your training? Massage Therapist: Prison. Client (Hushed Gasp): OH.
  16. Back in my day – Massage was a naughty 7 letter word
  17. Is there a law against divorcing your husband and marrying your massage therapist?
  18. Guys, I think you need to take me to see a massage therapist… my lower back has seized up
  19. Client: What’s in the massage oil? Massage therapist: Patchouli and some Rosemary. It smells nice. I tried using holy water once but it burns.
  20. The face you make when it’s been too long since you’re last massage…