Amusing Statements Bundle

From “You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella” to “I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be nachos” this bundle contains 20 simply amusing statements to share on social.

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The Amusing Statements Bundle includes 20 beautiful images:

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1. Being an adult is basically emailing someone back and forth saying, “Sorry for the delayed response,” until one of you dies.
2. “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” – me, putting on pajamas.
3. On a scale of marie kondo to fyre festival, how together is your life right now? 
4. Alexa… Take off my makeup.
5. *Digs through entire drawer of black yoga pants to find the right pair*
6. Went outside today. Very cold and people-y. Zero stars, do not recommend.
7. When does hibernation start? Because I am 100% participating in that.
8. Don’t be eye candy. Be soul food.
9. I’m an adult and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take the power from me.
10. You: why do I feel terrible
    Body: coffee is not a meal
    Body: eat a vegetable
    Body: sleep
    You: I guess we’ll never know
    Body: oh my god.
11. Don’t let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are guac, baby girl. Guac. 
12. Summer is almost over, which means you get to hide inside not talking to anyone without feeling weird about it.
13. Will there be food and can I wear leggings?
14. You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.
15. Current relationship status: Reading Harry Potter to my cats.
16. I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be nachos.
17. Brunch and day parties all summer. Don’t invite me out for anything past 9pm.
18. So glad I don’t have a thigh gap. Almost dropped my phone in the toilet but my legs were like, nah girl, we gotchu.
19. FRIDAY is my second fave F word. FOOD is the first, obviously.
20. I can’t believe my phone doesn’t autocorrect rose to rosé. I feel like it doesn’t even know me.